I still don't know what a Buzznet is.

Junk food. Not sleeping. Phone calls. Feeding ducks. Wendy's. Liquoring up your thoughts. Pop culture nostalgia. Good hair. Haikus. Boys kissing. Comedy. Tight pants. Bread. Being mean. Formal attire. Shit jokes. Bands I hate. Hiding you in my walls. Garrett, France. Sugarbutt. Writing. Goth kid hunting. Being remembered. Ketchup.

Coheed and Cambria, The Modern, Cursive, Muse, Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, The Strokes, Panic! At the Disco, Thursday, Modest Mouse, Ima Robot, At the Drive-In, A Static Lullaby, Motion City Soundtrack, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, Brand New, Incubus, Hot Hot Heat, My Chemical Romance, The Mars Volta, Q and Not U, Le Tigre, Fugazi, Recover, OkGo, Rilo Kiley, Of Montreal, The Moldy Peaches, The Pixies, Outkast, Anatomy of a Ghost, Glassjaw, Shout Out Louds, Hellogoodbye, The Cure, Alice in Chains, These Enzymes, Queens of the Stone Age, The Smiths, Letter Kills, Mew, Foo Fighters, Treephort, Gym Class Heroes, Smashing Pumpkins, Frank Sinatra, NWA, Three 6 Mafia, Snoop Dogg, Nada Surf, Black Eyed Peas, Ciara, Days Away, The Walkmen, Lalaine.

Fight Club, Office Space, the Hudsucker Proxy, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Gods Must Be Crazy, Wet Hot American Summer, Kevin Smith movies.

Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Married with Children, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Hong Kong Phooey, Sex and the City, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Blind Date, Wildboyz, Family Guy, the ASHLEE SIMPSON show, all those stupid dating shows on MTV, Roseanne, not Degrassi, the Discovery Channel, infomercials, and every pop culture show that's ever been on VH1.

Literacy is for suckers.